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music gratis: louisville, joe garner’s coming

Louisville, brace yourself – you are about to experience a man who someone famous once described as “the essence of music, himself”.

I don’t remember the person who is really famous who said that . . . names like Gandhi, Bob Boiler, Ira Glass, iTunes, and Bill Gates spring to mind . . . but I cannot be absolutely certain.

Here’s the poster for the show:

Friday, January 9th @ 8p.m. / Free!

the 930: Friday, January 9th @ 8p.m. / Free!

Here are some things famous art critics have said about Joe Garner:

  1. Joe Garner doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  2. Joe Garner does not sleep. He waits.
  3. Joe Garner is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  4. There is no chin behind Joe Garner’ beard. There is only another fist.
  5. When Joe Garner does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  6. Joe Garner is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  7. Joe Garner can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  8. Joe Garner can slam a revolving door.
  9. Joe Garner is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  10. Joe Garner can kill two stones with one bird.

I read in Paste Magazine the other day . . .

Fine, I cannot do this anymore.

Nobody famous actually said that Joe is the “essence of music, himself” – I said that.

And, that’s not the real poster for the show at the 930, this is:


And no, those ten sayings are not by famous music critics, in fact, I just used the “find/replace” on my text editor to swap Joe’s name for Chuck Norris.

Nonetheless! Joe Garner is going to be at the 930 tonight, and I highly recommend that if you can leave now and arrive in time for the show to start at 8pm (Eastern Standard Time), no matter where you live – you should do it.

Don’t know where the 930 is?  Go to the930.org and get directions.

Don’t know who Jamie Barnes is? Go to his MySpace page, ready for a treat.

Don’t know who Joe Garner is (shame, shame)? Here is his MySpace, as well.

Get the word out.  Your friends will want to be there.

Did I mention it is “gratis” . . . free?

Friday, January 9th @ 8p.m. / 7p.m. doors for art opening / Free!

  1. May 17, 2013 at 11:24 pm

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